The true meaning of cheese

What wobbles and jiggles and never goes boom?
Cheese.

What's good on a sandwich, on top of pasta, makes an excellent cake, and is great by itself?
Cheese.

Fried, melted, chopped, grated?
Cheese.


What tells you stories at night when the wind is howling?
Your mother. What the hell were you thinking?

weirdo. get a clue.